gnomeland security


Since the dawn of time, America has been threatened by an enemy that seeks to take away our God-given freedoms and liberties.  This enemy is the animal kingdom.  From the perspective of most Americans, animal terrorism looks a lot like "natural occurrences," which is why you have no idea that a secret task force of deadly mercenary gnomes has been our nation's only line of defense from this threat.  As a matter of fact, Nature's most endangered are America's most wanted.

Gnomeland Security catalogues the exploits and misadventures of our only line of defense against the animal kingdom - a task force of once-ferocious tiny warriors that battle to keep America safe, and bungle every mission in the process.

These aren't your garden variety gnomes.